Sunday 12 January 2014

~*Rendezvous With Ruly Romeo!*~

Romeo, Romeo, Romeo...
Echoed In  The Valley With Every Voice's Throw...
Could It Have Been For Real, If I May Know?
Ha! This Was Surely Not Shakespeare's Show...
Ah! It Seemed Like A Creation By Van Gogh!
Resonating Still Was The Name, Romeo...
Gratitude To Be Expressed, If He Found His Juliet, Though!
Escalating Quickly Was This Aspiration, Above The Mind, Even So...

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Supposedly, this was a dream...
Supposedly, this was unreal!

Supposedly, this had to end soon...
Supposedly, this had to linger on...

Supposedly, this was to be termed as hallucination...
Supposedly, late-night blogging had taken its toll...

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What???

Where???

When???

Why???

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So, this is how the night of a monotonous day was going to set - or the dawn of a monotonous day was yet awaited...

One Surprise was set to make the next day memorable for the stretch of an entire lifetime...

What - Ruly Romeo, A Strand Of My Hair...


Where - Found It... Err... Him Sticking Onto My Woolens...

When - Before Retiring For The Night...

Why - That's The Big Question!

Why Did A Strand Of Hair Have To Come To Life?

It Was...

OK, Blurt It Out, Romeo...

You Tell Us What Made You Scream My Name In Horror, In Turn Frightening The Wits Out Of Me, That Too At Midnight!

*Romeo takes centre - stage*

OMG, Will I Have To Narrate My Pitiable State? (That Rhymes!)

Yes, you will, Ro! 
I am not gonna recall the whole episode from A to Z!

K Then...
Ladies & Gentlemen,
Brace Yourselves For Romeo's Recital No. 1...

Romeo's My Name, The Lady's Scalp, I Call Home...
Estranged Inhabitant, The One Who Does Not Get To See A Comb!
Casually, Carelessly & For Granted, Is How I'm Taken...
Ha! The Lady Here Is Very Much Mistaken!
Ah! I Finally Roped Her In To Pay Attention...
Really, The Way She Overlooks Me Paves Way For Tension!
Goodness Gracious Me! I Require Maintenance,  Too...
Especially With That Keratin, You Know That Don't You?

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Sorry for cutting your over-ly insulting  recital Ro!
I'm not as cruel to you as you made it sound...
You'll make my readers leave this whole thing mid  way and run away!

Now, if you'd excuse me...
I'd like to sum it up...

This Gentle - Strand (Not Gentleman) Here, Romeo thought I had encountered a break in my late night novel reading regime since a few days and so he jumped in to narrate his own story, a supposed bed time story but instead of beginning with the 'Once Upon A Time...' - he preferred to scare the wits out of me - by screaming his tooth - pick like lungs out!

The story he narrated is of course a different story altogether...

So, Ro made it a point to present his argument to me - argument regarding?

Argument regarding an opinion - his opinion - that he was lacking that shimmer, that luster, that electrifying charge...
Now, you might opine that shimmer, shine - are alright, but what's charge got to do with hair?

Well, Ro, what's your reason for that?
And this time, answer with a one - liner...

Oh! Don't tell me you fail to correlate charge and hair!

Charge - Electric Charge - Attraction?
Does That Strike A Chord?

Lemme Guess...
Attraction - Juliet?

Bang On, Lady!
You're Quick-Witted, Aren't You?

Yes, Cut That Short, Please Ro...

OK, So Ro also opines that the charge will make Strand - Ladies get attracted to him...
Basically, Romeo's lacking the aid which will assist him to rope in his Juliet... ;)

Romanticizing, aren't you, Ro?

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So, that Dear Readers, was the reason of argument...

Let's move on to the show he put up at midnight for debate...

Convincing Or Not, You Decide...

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Flashback :-  1 'o' clock in the night, and I'm sitting glued... to Romeo, who won't let go of me.
And of course - It is an obligation - to listen to a male, a male strand of hair resting on a lady's scalp.

Cut the flashback, Lady!
*Revenge Time - Cut my recital, I'll cut your speech!*

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*Fuming With Fury, I retreat, letting Ro take over!*

Yay! Yay! Yay!
Ladies & Gentlemen...
Brace Yourselves For Romeo's Recital No. 2...

Romeo Is Fed Up Of Playing Mr. Lack - Luster...
Electrifying Adventure Is My Wish, Some Courage I Must Muster!
C'Mon! I'll Take You On A Journey, Fantastic...
Have Your Hearts Melt, Just Like Plastic!
Ah! I Need Your Assistance This Moment...
Ridicule Is What I've Been Facing In The Form Of Comment!
Glamour Is What I've Been Missing For A Few Days...
Elaborate On Some 'Bring - It - Back' Ways!

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As it turns out, Hubby, Daughter, Me & of course, Romeo had to devise ways to bring back the beat in his life - Take that as heart beat or...

Ladies & Gentlemen...
Move Over Romeo's Recital...
The Recital No. 3 Turns Out To Be...
The Khandujas' Karaoke to Kick Romeo Out Of This Knotty Circle...

Reaching Out To Your Request, Your Need, Dear Romeo...
Embarking On A Mission To Bring You Your Juliet, The Beau In You!
Charm Is What Our Recharging Will Lovingly Gift...
Hey Romeo, Every Lady's Attention, Towards You, Will Shift!
Ah! To Thank Us, You'll Face A Loss Of Speech...
Reverberating With Praise, Offered By Each!
Gear Yourself Up To Be Pleasantly Amazed...
Every Time You Recall These Memories, They'll Be Honey Glazed!

Yo! Yo! It's Guitaring Time!
Occasion Or Not, Learn To Make Life Become Rhythm To Beat's Chime...
Utilize Your Energy Electrifying, Put It To Some Use...
Rhyme It With Clocked Steps, With Dance You Make It Fuse!

Hike Into The Rising Heights Of The Nation...
Aiding You To Energy, To Charge Will Be This Citation...
I'm Sure, Your Upbeat Attitude Will Woo Your Lady Luck...
Rosy Will Be Your Life, With Fragrances Which You Hand Pluck! 

Yielding Quick Results, Some Glamour Will...
Oh! How About A Makeover, Which Will Hold The Audiences Still?
Urging You To Take Up A Personal Grooming Class...
Recognition To The Handsome You, Like Newly Polished Glass!

Last But Not The Least, We'll Gift You Sunsilk...
It'll Make Your Texture As Smooth As Silk!
For Then You'll Slip Out Of Juliet's Reach Easily...
Enriching Her, Even, With Energy To Tighten Her Grip On You, Feasibly!

  


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*By this time, Romeo was swaying in cool breeze - fantasizing all the fun he'll be having - singing - dancing - guitaring, hiking, partying, electrifying, energizing, recharging and most importantly wooing Juliet!

This whole episode took shape a week back. Romeo's done with the singing, the dancing, the guitaring, the hiking, the makeover, and the grooming class as well. Today's the seventh day...

Sunday, the day for that revitalizing hair wash, the day to introduce Romeo to Sunsilk and the day when Romeo will finally attempt to propose to his Juliet!

What Will Be The Story Thereafter?
Will Romeo - strand  - Juliet - strand Unite?

That's A Story To Be Reserved For Next Sunday Night...
To Unfold, If Romeo's Aspirations Took Flight!*



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This post is written as a part of 'Recharge Your Hair, Recharge Your Life' Contest organized by Sunsilk in association with IndiBlogger.
You can vote for it here.

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16 comments:

  1. This is totally creative & amazingly funky, Poonam! Awesome should be the word! :)
    You have even nicely described what RECHARGE YOUR HAIR, YOUR LIFE means!
    Too good :)

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    1. Thanks for the appreciation, Anita!
      Keep Visiting. :)

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  2. Forgot to add, BEST WISHES!!! :)

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  3. That was hell lot of an effort. Enjoyd alot. Goodluck Poonalm :)

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    1. Thanks for noticing & appreciating a heartfelt effort.
      Keep Visiting. :)
      Regards
      Poonam.

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  4. Very intelligently done!
    All the best!

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    1. Thanks for the appreciation and the wish, Indrani!
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  5. Interesting take Poonam. That's quite a weave. Good luck.

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    1. That comes from a story - weaver, herself...
      I am delighted, Alka!
      Keep Visiting. :)

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  6. Good post all the best:-)
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  7. This is a 'wow' read . Kudos !!!

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    1. Thanks for the compliment, Karan!
      Keep Visiting. :)

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