Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Thursday, 1 October 2015

#StandUpComedyInStyle If You Live In Style!



Being an amiable stand-up comedian is no easy task. It takes a lot of inborn wit, humor and guts to face the masses to pursue Stand-Up Comedy as a full-fledged profession. You must possess an enviable degree of articulation and expression of thoughts so as to prove your mettle in the world of comedy. 

As easy as it is to laugh off the shortcomings of others, as difficult it is to bear the brunt on one's own self. The person who masters the art of laughing off his own follies, however harsh they may sound or seem to be, is the person who can think of pursuing stand-up comedy as an art. 

It is not that a budding comedian can become a stand-up comedian in the span of a single night. It takes persistence and determination to achieve any goal that one may set his eyes upon. Stand-Up Comedy is about rekindling the flame of bravery, within oneself to step up and face those first few jokes with nobody laughing and convincing yourself that you are good enough to get on stage again and prove that you have what it takes to sustain your survival as the one with the funny bone. 

Recently, I came across the LiveInStyle website. These people are doing an outstanding job at encouraging budding talent in the field of Stand-Up Comedy - youngsters and elders alike - who search for a suitable platform to showcase their unrecognized talent, by teaming up with Comedy Hunt on Youtube - and prompting people to exhibit their bold moves - verbally and wittily. 



The website also showcases some very interesting listicles - for instance, '5 Life Lessons You Can Learn From A Stand-Up Comedian', 'How to tell a story like a stand-up comedian', '5 Questions Stand Up Comics are Asked Every Day' and such which give the common audience an insight of what it is like to live as a Stand-Up comedian. 

Other than that, there are also some 'About' sections which focus the limelight on the stand-up comedians of today's times whose approach appeals to the youth, namely Kannan Gill, Gursimran Khamba, Vir Das and Vipul Goyal. 

It is also becoming a trend nowadays that stand-up comedians appear for paid stints at events and parties in the city, so as to lend a cheerful note to such social gatherings and enlivening the Party while showcasing their talent. 

Thursday, 22 January 2015

Littering, #TheGreatIndianLitterbug Way...

Namaskar... 

You're about to embark on an insightful journey. 

You'll be led into an amazing world. 

A Never-Seen-Before Spectacle.

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Introducing You...

To A Land...

Named India...

Its Citizens...

Go By The Name Of...

Indians...

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You could as well add a 'Proud' as an adjective.

Wait.

You could very aptly address them as 'Shamelessly Proud'... 

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Seems like an oxymoron, does it?

It isn't.

It is an Irony, instead...

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These Indians are a-one-of-a-kind 'species' in themselves!

For...

Their actions speak louder than their words.

But...

They do NOT practice what they preach.

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On one hand. they go all emotional, about the cleanliness of their city, and their country even, for that matter.

 We have a 'Clean My City, Clean My India' type citizen on that front.

Hash-tag स्वच्छ भारत - मेरा भारत, anyone? :)

On the other, it is the same hand maneuvering through the 'Litter My City' Drive, quite effortlessly.

Hash-tag Like A Boss, anyone? :P

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Indians are brand ambassadors in their own right.

They excel at not just one, but a flood of arts.

However, their perception of art is nowhere close to the universe's perception.

For them, art is of five primary colors, contrary to the world, which goes by three primary colors.

Certain terms, related to art, too stand redefined.

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For the world, the colors are Red, Yellow, and Blue.

For Indians, they are:


  • Red, for the Paan-tastic Painters, who spit and spit with a 'free - flow'. White walls are their favorite canvases. However, any solid structure would do. These Painters put the  'लाल' in Lal Quila. Roads, walls, stairs, hunky-dory mate! :D  


  • White, for the Designer Defacers, who are artists, misled. In all seriousness and with due respect, we must request them to wield their 'creative chalks and painting knives' onto some material medium, like paper, or charcoal and not on to some heritage site's dilapidated walls.

    For, all of these sites, which have been robbed of their heritage, and bestowed upon with those pierced hearts, we bow down in reverence. For these Designers have coupled heritage with hearts. 


  • Grey, for the Contrasting Car-collage Makers, who love to contrast the grey and white layout of Indian roads, with their myriad-hued litter.

    Coming up - A packet of Lay's flying into your face. From - A car-collage maker near you. At - An open window near you.

    Seems funny? Not! 


  • Rainbow Stink, (a color as unique as the Litterbug) for the Garbage Graphics & Co. , who are brimming with artistic thoughts, opinions, and ideas, at all instants of time.

    To your left - A mount-hill of litter, and stench in the air.

    To your right - 'Historical Cans' - A container christened as a waste-basket / dustbin by the common folk. With all due respect, these bins gathered dust, being empty. These baskets? Their existence itself was a waste!

    For, Indians believe in doing ONLY what they are told NOT to. And, littering, ONLY where it is prohibited. :P 


  • Yellow, for the Street Sprayers. Isn't the color and the title self-explanatory? Go, where we may, all we will do is to spray! 

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They're infamous, in the true sense of the word. 

Yet, they are #TheGreatIndianLitterbug! 

And, this is how #TheGreatIndianLitterbug pledges his loyalty to his nation... 


India is my country and all Indians are my brothers and sisters. 
I love my country and I am proud of its rich and (de)valued heritage.

I shall always strive to be worthy of all my (infamous) titles
I shall give respect ONLY to myself and my deeds and greet everyone with a betel-stained grin.

To my country and my people, I pledge my (shameless) devotion
In their ill-being and disgusted looks, alone lies my gratification. 

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This post has been written as a part of Indi Happy Hours' #TheGreatIndianLitterbug in association with Times Of India and IndiBlogger.

Sunday, 29 June 2014

Going Limerick-y!

Top post on IndiBlogger.in, the community of Indian Bloggers

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When You Are A Blogger...

And A Creative Soul At Large...

You Have To Be On Your Feet...

To Try Out Something New...

Every Once In A While...

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And So...

The Folks At Project 365...

Never Fail To Present To Me...

Prompts...

Which Prompt Me...

To Expand My Horizons...

Each Time...

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And So...

When They Asked Me To Come Up...

With Something I Would've Never Penned Otherwise...

I Went On To Search...

Search For Something New!

And Then, I Came Across...

A Limerick!

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A Poem Presenting With Rhyme
And Which Follows A Rhythm In Time
Need Not Be What We Call
A True Limerick At All
Like A Lemon, The Cousin Of Lime.

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Of Course I've Been Doing Poetry...

For Quite Some Time Now...

Four - Line Stanzas With abab Or aaaa Rhyme...

Haikus...

Acrostics... (Expanding The Letters Of A Word) :)

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This Time Around...

I Set Out To Try My Hand At Limericks...


A Classic Limerick Is Also A Popular Nursery Rhyme, You See...


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There Was Once, A Guy Named Rick
Who Went To Try His Hand At Limerick
What He Penned Was Pretty Decent
Even Though His Effort Was Quite Recent
An Earnest Attempt There, Did The Trick!

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And So, I've Been Also Given A Picture Prompt To Weave My Limerick Around...

Well, Of Course, The Picture Prompt Was Not Binding...

But, As I Say...

I Like To Take The Notch Higher... :D

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So, Here's The Picture...


And Here's My Limerick...

Because, When You Attempt To Rhyme
It's When Concentration Is The Prime
And, When You're On An Island As Aesthetic
It's When You Turn Into An Ascetic
Thus Channeling Expressions Which Pleasantly Chime...

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Okay, I guess, it was not as humorous, rather reflective...

Waiting to hear from you - if I should go further - go even more Limerick-y? :D

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This post is a part of the WordPress Daily Prompts : 365 Writing Prompts program where the aim is to post at least one post a day based on the day's prompt.

The Prompt for June 23 was a 'Free Prompt' provided to all of us, Guest Authors.

The Prompt is, Island Of Misfit Posts - 'We all have something we’d like to write about, but that
doesn’t really “fit” our blog. Write it anyway.'

This is my Fourteenth Post as a guest author to Project 365 : We Post Daily!